pullsheavendown | ♚ IC Contact for Sirens' Pull ♚

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♚ IC Contact for Sirens' Pull ♚

What am I supposed to say to this thing?

[10 seconds pass]

I'm Roxas. This is my phone.

The way I figure, I can either start a tab to buy you coffee before I ask you for the job, or we can write up tons of paper work and keep our sordid affair a secret forever.

[ It's the stuttering. She can't resist making him stutter. ]

I don't...do affairs. [WHAT DOES AN AFFAIR EVEN CONSIST OF HE IS NOT SURE.]

...It's a figure of speech. You know, 'cause you're not supposed to date your boss? Have you never watched a soap opera in your life? It's all sorts of sordid.

I've never dated anyone before. But definitely not employees.

That was sort of what I was getting at, yeah.

So... virgin, huh? Cute.

[He can't even manage a response to that.]

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure having sex with your boss is against the rules too. So do you want to get some coffee or what?

Um...sure. Yeah. Coffee's good.

Think you can meet me somewhere without your face exploding?

It's not exploding.

[Yes it is.]

I can tell by your tone that it's about to.

You can't prove anything over the phone.

So trusting, so naive... what makes you think I can't see you right now?

The curtains are closed and the cats haven't noticed anything.

There's a reason nobody gets signs that say "beware of watch-cat".

Hey, Winner and Xact are tough. And their claws are sharp.

I know, I saw! They just love catnip.

You could even say it's... to die for!

[ Insert horrible maniacal laugh. ]

[Okay that's actually a little creepy.]

They're right here, you know. I can see they're okay.

Crap. Alright! You found me out! I'm just a normal, innocent, easily amused blonde girl.

But you were totally blushing.

Maybe I was, maybe I wasn't.

But you were.

You'll never know for sure.

I'll just have to test out my theory in person.

Uh huh. Come to Kahve on [INSERT CONVENIENT DATE, CONVENIENT TIME] and I'll show you what you'd be doing.

And come to [INSERT RANDOM OTHER COFFEE SHOP] on [INSERT MORE STUFF OH GOD WHAT ARE DETAILS] and I'll show you how to have a good time.

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