pullsheavendown | ♚ IC Contact for Sirens' Pull ♚

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What am I supposed to say to this thing?

[10 seconds pass]

I'm Roxas. This is my phone.

The curtains are closed and the cats haven't noticed anything.

There's a reason nobody gets signs that say "beware of watch-cat".

Hey, Winner and Xact are tough. And their claws are sharp.

I know, I saw! They just love catnip.

You could even say it's... to die for!

[ Insert horrible maniacal laugh. ]

[Okay that's actually a little creepy.]

They're right here, you know. I can see they're okay.

Crap. Alright! You found me out! I'm just a normal, innocent, easily amused blonde girl.

But you were totally blushing.

Maybe I was, maybe I wasn't.

But you were.

You'll never know for sure.

I'll just have to test out my theory in person.

Uh huh. Come to Kahve on [INSERT CONVENIENT DATE, CONVENIENT TIME] and I'll show you what you'd be doing.

And come to [INSERT RANDOM OTHER COFFEE SHOP] on [INSERT MORE STUFF OH GOD WHAT ARE DETAILS] and I'll show you how to have a good time.

[SIGH STEPH DON'T YOU KNOW WE DON'T GIVE MUNNY TO THE COMPETITION]

Heh...uh, sure. I'll see you later.

[WELL SHE CAN'T BE SEEN ON A DATE WITH HER BOSS IN THE ESTABLISHMENT THEY BOTH WORK AT, DUH.]

Later!