♚ IC Contact for Sirens' Pull ♚

[pullsheavendown]

What am I supposed to say to this thing?

[10 seconds pass]

I'm Roxas. This is my phone.

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[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

[ Riiiiing. Riiiiing. Riiiing. If you don't pick up the phone, Steph is gonna leave you such a voicemail... ]

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

[Doop doop doop the phone is ringing, time to answer it]

Hello?

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

[ Good choice. ]

Hey Roxas! It's Steph. I'm calling about that job. If it's still open, of course.

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

Oh, Steph! Hi. Yeah, actually it is. You interested?

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

I am! Only I'm not sure if it's okay for me to take you out on a date if you're my boss, so we kind of have a conundrum.

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

[dfgsdsdfs JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE]

Oh! Uh...I'm...you...um.

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

The way I figure, I can either start a tab to buy you coffee before I ask you for the job, or we can write up tons of paper work and keep our sordid affair a secret forever.

[ It's the stuttering. She can't resist making him stutter. ]

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

I don't...do affairs. [WHAT DOES AN AFFAIR EVEN CONSIST OF HE IS NOT SURE.]

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

...It's a figure of speech. You know, 'cause you're not supposed to date your boss? Have you never watched a soap opera in your life? It's all sorts of sordid.

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

I've never dated anyone before. But definitely not employees.

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

That was sort of what I was getting at, yeah.

So... virgin, huh? Cute.

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

[He can't even manage a response to that.]

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure having sex with your boss is against the rules too. So do you want to get some coffee or what?

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

Um...sure. Yeah. Coffee's good.

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

Think you can meet me somewhere without your face exploding?

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

It's not exploding.

[Yes it is.]

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

I can tell by your tone that it's about to.

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

You can't prove anything over the phone.

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

So trusting, so naive... what makes you think I can't see you right now?

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

The curtains are closed and the cats haven't noticed anything.

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

There's a reason nobody gets signs that say "beware of watch-cat".

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

Hey, Winner and Xact are tough. And their claws are sharp.

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

I know, I saw! They just love catnip.

You could even say it's... to die for!

[ Insert horrible maniacal laugh. ]

[pullsheavendown.livejournal.com]

[Okay that's actually a little creepy.]

They're right here, you know. I can see they're okay.

[selfmadehero.livejournal.com]

Crap. Alright! You found me out! I'm just a normal, innocent, easily amused blonde girl.

But you were totally blushing.