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♚ IC Contact for Sirens' Pull ♚

What am I supposed to say to this thing?

[10 seconds pass]

I'm Roxas. This is my phone.

[Because he actually dropped by Riku's place to dump presents on you lot, Roxas gets the following:

- A Christmas card with a snowman on it. Besides having a signature, there's something else written above and below the printed message. "To The Thirteenth, now and forever more." "That coat better be put to good use." (Could be worse. The top part could've said "To my son.")
- A gift card to one of those clothing stores or something. Now he can't say he got nothing good.
- An LED countdown clock. It was on sale.
- Julian threw in an ugly sweater for good measure. Because he thought it'd be nice.

A pedometer was also being thrown in, but then it was questioned. You done lucked out there, boy.

Merry Christmas.]

[YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

I DON'T NEED YOUR PRESENTS

THE CLOCK IS LOUSY

WHAT IS THE PEDOMETER FOR ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT

GO AWAY

...okay the gift card is all right.]

[I could be

Yes

It was expensive

Yes

Never

And I knew you'd like that.

Also, wear your coat. It's cold out.]

Edited 2013-01-12 07:55 (UTC)

[NO YOU CAN'T

NO

IT WAS NOT YOU JUST SAID IT WAS ON SALE

I'M NOT FAT YOU'RE FAT YOU EAT PEOPLE

OH COME ON

...shut up

I WEAR IT ALL THE TIME THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU]