♚ IC Contact for Sirens' Pull ♚

[pullsheavendown]

What am I supposed to say to this thing?

[10 seconds pass]

I'm Roxas. This is my phone.

Comments

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

text; /dying

[pullsheavendown]

what

no

who is this why did you ask me that

text; I TRY 8D

[aggravating]

THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING TO THIS SURVEY.

YOUR FOUR DAY SUBSCRIPTION TO THE USAGE OF WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, AND WHY IN MOVIES BEGINS NOW.

text;

[pullsheavendown]

[Well, he does like movies.]

Who is this

Are you even an actual person

text;

[aggravating]

As actual as your face









in a mirror.

Unless you're a vampire.

text;

[pullsheavendown]

No I'm not a vampire

[ :| ]Joe if this is you trying to mess with me I'm letting the cats have your bunk tonight

text;

[aggravating]

[........ h e h.]

Man how'd you guess?

[Hope the dear Replica likes cats C: ]

text;

[pullsheavendown]

Because you're good at stupid jokes

Are you really bored at work or what